Just received a text from my gas and electricity supplier. Good news! My gas and electricity bills will come down by about 4 and 8% respectively due to the repeal of the carbon tax in Australia. Of course we had to doom the planetary ecosystem and condemn our children to runaway climate change but hey, think of the $550 we get back per year. And, how can it get any better, now we’re also seen as a nation of environmental wreckers. I think I’ll go an invest the money in that AGL Hunter coal seam gas project, y’know thinking global, acting local. Thanks Prime Minister Abbott, thanks!