To err is inhuman

10/11/2016 — Leave a comment

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More infernal statistics

Well, here we are again. Given recent developments in the infernal region it seems like a good time for another post. Have you ever, dear reader, been faced with the problem of how to achieve an unachievable safety target? Well worry no longer! Herewith is Screwtape’s patented man based mitigation medicine.

The first thing we do is introduce the concept of ‘mitigation’, ah what a beautiful word that is. You see it’s saying that it’s OK that your system doesn’t meet its safety target, because you can claim credit for the action of an external mitigator in the environment. Probability wise if the probability of an accident is P_a then P_a equals the product of your systems failure probability P_s and. the probability that some external mitigation also fails P_m or P_a = P_s X P_m. 

So let’s use operator intervention as our mitigator, lovely and vague. But how to come up with a low enough P_m? Easy, we just look at the accident rate that has occurred for this or a like system and assume that these were due to operator mitigation being unsuccessful. Voila, we get our really small numbers. 

Now, an alert reader might point out that this is totally bogus and that P_m is actually the likelihood of operator failure when the system fails. Operators failing, as those pestilential authors of the WASH1400 study have pointed out, is actually quite likely. But I say, if your customer is so observant and on the ball then clearly you are not doing your job right. Try harder or I may eat your soul, yum yum. 

Yours hungrily, 

Screwtape.

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